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I'm Adam or Mooney

Lazy, long hair, really lazy

I realllly fucking love cats

Not much of a theme going on here

I don't have anything else to say

yuno-what-it-is:

spookykasaneteto:

Can you not reblog any loss.jpg stuff ok bye :)

I got 12,000 notes for making this post and I have no idea what you are talking about. This is just a comic of two dots.

yuno-what-it-is:

spookykasaneteto:

Can you not reblog any loss.jpg stuff ok bye :)

I got 12,000 notes for making this post and I have no idea what you are talking about. This is just a comic of two dots.

equality-pixie:

fennecwolfox:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

I remember my sister did the ‘are we gonna have to cut it off?’ to her daughter once and my niece looked her dead in the eye and said ‘Get the saw, mother.’

Me and my brother-in-law lost it.

Hahahaha oh my god that’s perfect!

onlylolgifs:

Time before handsfree

cats-are-true-love:

No Penny! Pizza is not for kitties!

gingerb3ard:

awwww-cute:

this is his “listening” face


this is a dog in cat form

gingerb3ard:

awwww-cute:

this is his “listening” face

this is a dog in cat form

kappatain-crunch:

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

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